Delicious and a dancer
It may be called The Pickle Dance, but do not let the name fool you; humans can do it too. There are many dancing pickles and many pickle dances floating around online. At this point, it is nearly impossible to tell which is the original. Yet, one stands out above the rest.
Instructions
Assemble Costume
1. Put on the green pants. Pants must be green or else you will not look like a pickle.
2. Put on pickle costume. Make sure your arms are bare.
3. Put on red high tops and lace them tightly.
Begin to Pickle Dance
4. Turn on the music. Try the Isley Brothers' "Shout!" or any dance song that, like a pickle, has gotten better with age.
5. From a straight standing position, bend your right knee until it is perpendicular to your stationary left knee. With your hands in fists, simultaneously swing your elbows in the same direction.
6. Return to initial standing position. Keep your hands in fists.
7. Bend your left knee until it is perpendicular to your stationary right knee. With your hands in fists, simultaneously swing your elbows in the same direction.
8. Repeat until exhausted.
