Monday, July 13, 2015

Correctly Enjoy Your Preferred Television Show

You will learn hardcore enjoy shows that you already hardcore enjoy moderately more. i.e. If you currently enjoyed a show 3 enjoyments it would increase to 4 maybe 5 enjoyments.


Instructions


1. Using the muscles in your thighs and legs walk carefully avoiding obstacles such as nails and broken glass that may impede your assuming of a prime couch/armchair location in front of the television.


2. Now seated comfortably in the plushy folds of your favorite sitting utensil, adjust yourself to a position that you find most comfortable. I personally enjoy the "Wailing Duck" posture. This is where you lift both legs above your head crossing them behind your head.


3. Using the arm muscles retrieve the remote control from it's designated location. Ideally this would be an end table or a coffe table, something within arms reach.


4. In control of the channel changing device activate the television with the button on the remote that does that. If done properly you should see the formerly black screen come alive with color and images, maybe sound.


5. Using the up and down arrows keys on the remote television control device or the number pad if capable, relocate the channel on the television to the channel which plays host to the show which you max enjoy.