He's suave, debonair and good with the ladies. He's apparently bullet-proof, too. James Bond, the fictional spy to end all spies, is perhaps the smoothest character ever created. While saving the world, Britain's 007 always finds his way out of the tight spots, usually accompanied by a gorgeous girl. Have a secret fantasy to live his life? Here are a few ways to get started.
Instructions
1. Develop a taste for martinis made with vodka and gin, rather than vermouth and gin. Just as 007 does, give strict instructions to the bartender that you want it shaken, not stirred.
2. Look fantastic in a tuxedo. Make sure the tux still looks good after fighting various cruel villains out to shake up world security. James Bond always looks perfect no matter what.
3. Drive absolutely awesome cars that are modified for life-saving situations. The cars will probably talk, shoot, go really fast and impress women. James Bond 007 always drives a jet black car.
4. Learn everything there is to know about poker, including the ability to read your opponent just by studying his demeanor. Never, ever lose a poker game.
5. Know that you are patriotic and loyal to your government, even when engaged in some questionable activities. Because you save the world, your government will always forgive you, just as the British government always gives 007 another chance.
6. Fight the bad guy at the drop of a hat. Know martial arts and be a weapons expert. You should be an expert with weapons unavailable to regular people.
7. Revel in your incredible sexiness. Every woman will find you irresistible and be willing to give up state secrets for a night in your arms. Always have a condom handy.
